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one night, the commandos see something, a flicker of something none of them dare name, between their captain and their sniper.

‘i think we should just ignore it, dugan. it doesn’t really make a difference. we’re still a team, right?’ gabe asks, eyes flickering over to where cap and barnes are sitting at the bar as he does. there’s so much there; it’s in the way they move around each other, the look in their eyes as they stare at one another. 

‘i mean… does anyone here have a problem with it?’ falsworth comments. gabe quickly translates, and dernier waves him off in a way that tells gabe that he’s got no quarrel with it.

‘speak now or forever hold your peace, gentlemen,’ morita says. they stay silent, and falsworth raises a glass. the rest of them follow suit.

‘swear yourselves to silence, gentlemen. cap and barnes deserve this. we owe ‘em that much.”

they drink, and the moment passes. none of them mention it again. they don’t mention it when barnes and cap go missing for hours, only to sneak back into camp in the middle of the night. they don’t talk about the way the two of them slide their sleeping mats ever so closer together when they’re out in the field. they don’t talk about it, until the day after they receive the news that cap’s plane went down, with him on it.

“to the captain, and to barnes. may they find each other again, in every eternity.”

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How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)

Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)

A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with

You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.

i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™

JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES

SHOW US THE IRONDICK

Omg. Its back.

So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing

it got better

I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???

@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.

Clearly someone at Marvel agrees with me and should be the one making the movies. 

im quaking

@tralfazziod

#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg

This person knows what they’re talking about

Bless me.

This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.

Give us the irondick.

Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???

It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.

RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.

He’s got mostly naked before.

Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death

I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?

Cover their eyes

cover their eyes.

That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones

*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie

Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.

Viva le revoldicktion

Viva le revoldicktion

*le gasp* ITS BACK!

I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!

iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,

IRON DICK IRON DICK IRON DICK

@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth

This whole thread is amazing

if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist

You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.

I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.

Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!

please why does this keep showing up on my dash

*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK

The devil works hard …

but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder

It’s nice to be appreciated.

This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick

No, perfect size, also like the irondick.

this post has appeared before me yet again

unlike the irondick

juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck.
less than zero? naked
fur? naked
wonder boys? mostly naked
friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked
restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick
1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear
sherlock holmes? mostly naked
random photoshoots? mostly naked

he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”

Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.

*openly sobbing* Beautiful

Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists

THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN

The IRONDICK

LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER

And good bye *Screee*

*adds to make it longer*

Thiccccccccccc

Thicc like the irondick

Good god y’all are thirsty

thirsty and proud

Someone translate “thirsty and proud” to Latin, because that is now my official motto

HELLO I AM IM AP LATIN MAYHAPS I CAN HELP @incorrect-ironstrange

“Superbus sitientique”

Perfect

im so afraid, this post is radiating with a violent chaotic energy stronger than the god of lesbians himself,, please have mercy on my people q n q

No mercy until our demands are met!

But in the comics it never actually shows the dick so why are you saying that you deserve to see it?

Because I do. I, personally, deserve it.

This appears on my timeline at least twice a day and everytime I just sigh and go ‘it’s the fucking irondick post again’

And now you’ve helped make it longer. I want to use the ‘congratulations you played yourself’ image but that guy doesn’t go down on his wife so

Never let this dieeeee I see this at least 4 times a day and I’m blessed… Give me irondick or give ironstange hahaha COME ON MARVEL U pussy TRY ME

God U swear last time I saw this thread it was Much More shorter!

And Now it’s got up to 19200 notes!

And LOOK WHO STARTED IT :

@incorrect-ironstrange

Emphasize on

IronStrange

As an IronStrange fan & on behalf of its fans, You are very welcome

ISPI – Ironstrange Shippers in Pursuit of Irondick

I see this post in a daily basis! I think it’s time for me to reblog it as well!

I too demand Irondick!

This is the longest post I’ve ever seen and it’s just pure thirst.

I love it!

Here on the irondick post, we are THIRSTY AND PROUD! SILENTIS SITIENTIQUE!

I love how quickly this goes from “iron dick” to “destroy the norms” to “give me ironstrange” all the while keeping the actor(s) in question in mind and calling out Disney/Marvel’s shit without getting out of hand

It’s what I’m here for

Honestly, I loathe this post but I’m not gonna block it cause I feel like it’ll be important in the future. But I really hate the fucking irondick Post

*finger guns*

It disappeared for a while from my dash, but now I understand. It was biding its time and growing more and more powerful.

I hate it and love it.

i think i’ve reblogged this about fifty times bec im scared that if i dont @incorrect-ironstrange will kill me

😉

If I see this fucking post again…… @incorrect-ironstrange go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

I shan’t

HELL YES THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH!!!!

TIME TO GIVE THE IRON DICK SOME MORE LENGTH..

Hoof….

That sounded much dirtier in text then it did in my head.

This post is a fucking monster and I’ve seen it raised from an egg.

This is kind of scaring me now.

🙂

It has been two weeks since this was last on my dash…. that’s a crime

God this is a long post and also I wanna see tony fight thanos bare naked if it is the last thing I ever see again

If Tony Stark’s dick is the last thing I see before I die, I will have died happy

DICKS OUT FOR THE IRON DICK

Everything out for the irondick. Nude protests. This is how we will achieve our goals.

How the hell did this get in my drafts

Longs posts give me anxiety for some reason so I’m literally dying cause of this post

Wtf is this

Revolution

Make it longer. Make it thicc-er. Give it glory.

All Hail the IronDick. All Hail the RDJ. All hail the Revolution.

And if I die for this revolution, write the words on my tomb that Sydney Carton spoke: ‘It’s a far, far better thing I do than I ever have; It’s a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.’

That’s beautiful. Truly, a service to the revoldicktion.

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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

Seriously thank you.

I will always reblog this.